Jane’s Poetry

INSTANT NOODLES

COOOLD TURKEY / HOLIDAY 2023

Thanks to publisher, Dianne Pearce, for including my bizarre, true story

called, Overbooked Party Disaster, in the holiday edition of Instant Noodles.

C0o0LD TURKEY | Holiday 2023

LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY

CHRISTMAS TREE+SEX+CAT=DISASTER

“Our cat sat staring at our bird surprise⁰Slowly blinking her mischievous eyes ⁰She curled up beneath our natural tree ⁰As up the stairs we rushed with glee”https://t.co/GbYnrnYR2a
— Little Old Lady Comedy (@littleoldlady__) December 22, 2023

TRUTH SERUM PRESS

Thanks to, MATT POTTER, editor of TRUTH SERUM PRESS, for publishing my poem, DORIAN GRAY REVISITED, in his anthology, BOOKS.

Books Truth Serum Vol. 7

ROBOT BUTT

Thanks to editor WALT BRALEY for publishing my story with a new take on Tiny Houses!

December 7, 2023. How to Downsize to a “Tiny House” While Trying to Maintain a Sane and Save the Environment.

https://www.robotbutt.com/author/jane-fitzgerald/

YOUR DAILY POEM

THANK YOU TO JAYNE JAUDON FERRER FOR PUBLISHING MY POEM, THE POWER OF THE PEN

EDITED BY JAYNE JAUDON FERRER. December 7, 2023 https://r20.rs6.net/tn.jsp?f=001k8fsdsRz_ZUS81gOyes7OjlZLNeghptIZCAu_FKxB4-i8YVHjAaTS2TpMT7eiNXr4_GbHH43v6B8TnGWEOKDEY3MsS3xTaC1yBB4qILSqR5eG0gzDvaR3zzpxXVAp3F2PeEfTCMsh25CHpcK-gGx4MmlOfXH7PziLn1ZgDKuURma4E9LKCfZTbtaCL-hdOJh&c=LLE_JhKEBGI_wT7YfDqgjErGb9jO_E3lKFTJFY_OyiZgETVUG9Ll7g==&ch=BtFCQBNiwBH1mC03LIg3eP4d8jxkbKeuJYAYL210mvHJNRnm6X3Cdg==

YOUR DAILY POEM

Thanks to, Jayne Jaudon Ferrer, Editor of Your Daily Poem, for publishing my poem, The Socks Say It All! https://www.yourdailypoem.com/listpoem.jsp?poem_id=4656

THE SOCKS SAY IT ALL!

GREEN INK POETRY

Thank you to Sam Bellamy and S. Farrar for including my poem, Blueberry Hills,

in their latest collection called FORAGING

https://www.greeninkpoetry.co.uk/poetry-submissions-all/jane-fitzgerald-blueberry-hills

Little Old Lady Comedy

"At long last I’m
going on a cruise.
Starving myself
to drop ten pounds
I’m so ecstatic to be
buying a smaller size
in trendy cruise wear
No money worries,
the trip is all inclusive
The first day on the
ship is great, except
for ONE major thing!"https://t.co/azRjVVAcj8
— Little Old Lady Comedy (@littleoldlady__) December 1, 2023

LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY

"I love to shop!
Three new tops
just came home
There is no way
I can jam them
into my closet
I have too many
tops, pants, dresses
Am I a clothes hog?"https://t.co/AG6bRVj1Kc
— Little Old Lady Comedy (@littleoldlady__) October 30, 2023

LITTLE OLD LADY COMEDY

"I am getting ready for
the hottest date ever!
He’s handsome, laughs
a lot, and really listens
I have finally lost the
tire around my middle
My dress actually fits
I shower, wash my hair,
and put on makeup."https://t.co/0AWLcuKLEF
— Little Old Lady Comedy (@littleoldlady__) October 12, 2023